Garden, all green!

... Someone gave it to me...

[tugs on it]

you can't have it

I don't want it. I just said it was cool.

[Shrugs and takes Hiiri (his mouse) out of his coat pocket]

Hey there, stop chewing the fabric.

[Holds out the mouse to Kitten]

Wanna hold her?

{These two have no idea how to hold a functioning conversation. It's not us, it's them}

{XD ya I know it's amazing, if it was us... then... how are we constantly dying at school Romeo and Romeo... a love tragedy XD}

...Ok

[takes Hiiri]


It's so small, why do you have one of these in your pocket

Because she's my pet. And she keeps me company.

[Smiles]

...I see

I don't have anything like that

[pets the mouse]

Do you really like mice?

Well, only the really special ones. The ones who listen.

Hiiri means mouse in Finnish. Mama was from there.

[Odd far-off look]

hmmm I see

what a creative name

[mostly a joke... as usual... impossible to tell]

{I'm going to go look for someone to join XD We are so socially awkward haha}

Thank You!

[Doesn't get the joke]

{Yes we are, p.s. "Ei kiitos, mä oon homo" means "No thank you, I'm gay"}

[rolls in wearing goggles jets
attatched to the chair]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[sees Jasper]

Jasper???

[looks confused]

What are you doing?

... What. The hell. Is that.

I'm... not sure... it worries me though

Is he an inventor or something?

not... That I'm aware...

He's a coroner

... Oh, hm, well that's an interesting profession.

Mama lussuria makes constant visits to the morgue

that's where he lives.

But he's really skinny and it's cold there I think I'm gonna invite him to live with me if he wants

since he said he wanted to when we were talking one time...

My place is too big for just me... even if I do fill every open space with one thing or another...

[finally stops]

HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!!

That sounds scary, sleeping in a morgue.

... Mama Lussuria? Who's she?

{I laughed so hard typing that, don't know why}

[see's Kitten rolls aaaaaand GLOMP]

KITTEN!!!

The varia's sun gaurdian

...

ah hello Jasper

[holds onto Jaspers as he's glomped]

What were you doing

[blinks then takes off goggles]

It was jet propoltion!!

Hi other person!!

And why were you doing that?

[looking up at Jasper]

I thought you were going to go splat against a tree

[shakes head]

Nah I did that in the park.

I see

...


For someone whose always asleep, I'm surprised you're constantly waking up before me...

I had no choice if you noticed all the blood in the main room?

That was Bel's.