Hey, scumbags

[sitting, feet on desk, Cuban cigar in one hand, glass of Italian grappa in another]

Hey, scumbags. I'm the Vongola's second generation boss, Vittorio. So you better shut up, sit down, and recognize.

[pokes head in and waves]

Hello vittorio-Sama!!

[smiles comes in all the school girl outfit and all]

My name is Kurai!!

{{Alot of people thought Kurai was a girl so...ya you might too lol}

[frowns, smokes cigar]

You're too loud, idiot.

[smiles]

Sorry.

[cocks head to side]

So your the second Vongola Leader?

Obviously, scumbag.

[annoyed look]

[smirks]

If your annoyed so much then why don't you throw something it might make you
feel better Boss.

I was hoping you'd just leave on your own. I'm rather comfortable and I'd rather not move to throw you out.

[smiles then teleports directly infront of Vittorio]

I like you, your funny I think I'll enjoy gathering info for you.

[bows and walks off to leave tail flicking happily]

[smirks]

I think.. I just might enjoy you serving under me.

[leaves smirking]

{you just got yourself a loyal follower congrats}

[Bows]

Konnichiwa, Vittorio.

It's very nice to meet you.

I'm the Taiyou's family Assassin and work for the Vongola too~

[Bows again]

My twin isn't here but he'll serve you too.

[stare passively]

... Vongola Secondo...

... Once he annoy me, I'll bind him to death...

[doesn't like him, but would like to battle him once in a while]

[leave]

[glares at him]

....tch you strong....?

[to Maniakku]

Good to know. If you serve me well, I'll be less inclined to kill you when I'm bored.

[to Alaude]

Che. [takes cigar out and sips grappa]

[to Hikaru]

[smirks] Well wouldn't you like to know, scumbag.

[sticks head in]

Whoa you look just like Xanxus.....only cooler.

[snickers]

[smirks]

Unlike that pussy, I actually have balls.

[another swig of grappa]



{{I'm sorry, does that count as swearing? xD;; I wasn't sure..}}

{{lol um I do this sometimes lets just see what happens if your told it is just edit it}}

[smirks]

And a sense of humor nice.

[does a sweeping bow]

Names Belphegor of The Varia...or Bel for short.

[grins widely]

Hn.

[smokes cigar]

You're in the Varia? Does that make you strong enough to join or stupid enough?

[non plussed]

A little bit of both I suppose Unshishishi~!

[thinks]

If I may though......how in the hell are you here?

[curious]

The Vongola bosses can move vertically through the time stream when the situation calls for it. In my time, we were experimenting with this, and well... my tech team isn't exactly the brightest so things got messed up and I was sent here indefinitely.

[shrug]

[sweat drops]

Wow.....not bright at all.

[looks up grinning]

Well Varia is in a non attacking treaty with Reborn while were here so things should be cool.

[thinks]

Unless that loud idiot get's mad.

[sighs]

[enters]

VOIIIII. What the hell is going on her--

. . . You look like Xanxus.

Hn. That's what everyone's been saying, scumbag.

[sips booze]

[see's Squalo]

Thus.....the idiot.

[stares at him]

You're just like Xanxus... except.. not.

[completely thrown off by this]